indigoire:

fukuzawayumi-archive:

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

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You son of a bitch. 

Anonymous inquired: i told my current employer that i wrote speculative fiction in my spare time to hone my abilities as a writer and learn how to engage with online communities and that i had amassed a following because of said writing and engagement (code for ‘procrastinates by writing stevetony fanfic, posts it to tumblr, and answers asks about it later’) and now i’m in line to be the head of communications. its All About Phrasing, you got this and i believe in you.

theredspiderlilyatdusk:

nookienostradamus:

littlesystems:

counterpunches:

firelightmystic:

itsallavengers:

That is fucking amazing and I’ve screenshotted so I can save that for myself wow I love that hgfdhfdfd

Game. On.

#here’s an adulthood pro-tip: we’re all just bullshitting to some degree

This is timely, because I literally just was working on a friend’s resume who does commissions on tumblr, and I wrote it like this:

Freelance Artist
• Created custom artwork for a variety of domestic and international clients.
• Communicated effectively with customers in order to facilitate and execute their visions according to their individual needs.
• Invoiced and processed payments via PayPal processing service.
• Met deadlines, sustained a high level of customer satisfaction, and cultivated a database of clients.
• Used social media to find and connect with customers.

Never underestimate the work that you’re doing!

Oh, yes, my friends. The earlier you learn to sell yourself with unmitigated bullshit, the better off you’ll be.

Honestly it’s not really bullshit. You really DID do all that work! You’re just describing it with words they use rather than the words you typically use. Don’t sell yourself short!

cherrypopfemme-deactivated20201:

“Who are dressing up for?” The butch lesbian I might randomly see in the shopping center who else?

zamaron:

me: *misses my train by 6 seconds*
me: if i didnt stop to look at that bird that one time when i was 10 i would have been 6 second ahead in life and this wouldn’t have happened.

chizuu:

*wears a gigantic t-shirt* the shape and size of my body is a secret :-)

purplledumplings:

wolfgangreborn:

bnq:

wolfgangreborn:

nooniebaddass:

wolfgangreborn:

How does this even happen

Platonic Kisses Are Important

Platonic? We had sex later that same day.

“Platonic”

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This is so funny

As we near the end of pride month, this funny post got better when I found out that’s literally his husband

smallmangosteen:

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

dookiediamonds:

hervacationh0me:

earthdad:

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this is the best news i’ve heard in ages

Romeo bout to catch some cheeks

the scientists

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gay-irl:

gay🎅irl

snapchatting:

*moves chair over to the left* interior designer

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“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

mexicanheaux:

mexicanheaux:

Every days a fucking performance huh ladies?? Where’s OUR Emmy

I couldn’t stop hoping people thought I was pretty on the bus…when will it end…

teacupfulofstarshine:

logo-comics:

camiluna27:

coolsville-ghetto:

kai-wildfang:

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

i threw a rat at a god

The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.

What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of “I threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.”

what is a king to a god

what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse